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mymodernmet:

What do you get when you put together an illustrator, his Bull Terrier, and some white walls? An imaginative series of portraits starring the adorable pup, of course! Rafael Mantesso uses Instagram (@rafaelmantesso) to document his fun doodling adventures with his dog, Jimmy Choo.

fitzefitcher:

daggerpen:

monicalewinsky1996:

Trigger warning: Breakfast

Holy shit.

reasons why we don’t make fun of seemingly odd triggers

skypestripper:

theawkwardterrier:

The guy in front of me when I was getting ice cream tonight was wearing this.

update: i banged him

skypestripper:

theawkwardterrier:

The guy in front of me when I was getting ice cream tonight was wearing this.

update: i banged him

edens-blog:

wkdart:

iamtonysexual:

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

onlylolgifs:

 People blown over in streets as Storm Ivar hits Norway

looks fun

makin’ my way dOWNTO—-

ASDFK

MAKIN’ MY WAY UPTOWN

not gonna lie at first I thought these people were really good at the Smooth Criminal lean

step 1. buy several hundred bags of miniature marshmallows 

step 2. somehow get upwind

step 3. open the bags and let the sugary puffs fly free

step 4. enjoy the sight of people getting absolutely pelted with marshmallows 

step 5. ?????????

step 6. profit 

haniballistics:

ginathethundergoddess:

adventuresofcesium:

theamazingamazigh:

ohmygil:

caffeinatednightmares:

headlessmonk:

artschoolhra:

frozeninshame:

micdotcom:

The favorite food of every U.S. state, according to Twitter 

Why do ZERO states have macaroni and cheese as their favorite

What Rhode Islander has ever chosen succotash… 

preserves?????? more like canned fruits from hell

tarragon is a fucking herb 

"caviar" what the fucking fuck California

Yolk not even yolks just a single solitary egg yellow

it lists Massachusetts’ favorite food as “cod”. when that gets mentioned in tweets it’s not the food, honey. it’s the PLACE. cape cod. this is such a bad study.

Reblogging because while the last comment has merit on a statistical level, however you’ve neglected to research a history of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts. if you had done a simple google search you’d have seen a shit ton of information on the COD industry involving the fisheries of our state, and how deeply rooted the cod is in MA history.
For example on tours of the State House in Boston- i’ve had like ten don’t fucking challenge me on this- the guides make an effort to point out the “lucky cod” sculpture hanging in the council rooms (which one I can’t remember but I believe it’s the senate house) in honor of the issues brought up by fisheries when rewriting our state constitution. it was a struggle between lawmakers and fishermen over fishing rights in the ocean around MA, especially around the Cape. the fishing industry was actually a large part of MA economy, especially the catching and sale of Cod, a popular dish.  Now about the Lucky Cod….
A group of Harvard asshats students stole the cod and our state legislature REFUSED to meet for an entire week-  which goes directly against our state constitution.  They had to be forced to meet by the state police, and even then they refused to discuss anything. They instead fillibustered their way through meetings until the idiots returned the Lucky Cod.
So yes, MA really fucking likes its Cod, thank you very much.

okay but why is colorados favorite food vinegar

i guess we’re too high to tell the difference between vinegar and food.

haniballistics:

ginathethundergoddess:

adventuresofcesium:

theamazingamazigh:

ohmygil:

caffeinatednightmares:

headlessmonk:

artschoolhra:

frozeninshame:

micdotcom:

The favorite food of every U.S. state, according to Twitter 

Why do ZERO states have macaroni and cheese as their favorite

What Rhode Islander has ever chosen succotash… 

preserves?????? more like canned fruits from hell

tarragon is a fucking herb 

"caviar" what the fucking fuck California

Yolk not even yolks just a single solitary egg yellow

it lists Massachusetts’ favorite food as “cod”. when that gets mentioned in tweets it’s not the food, honey. it’s the PLACE. cape cod. this is such a bad study.

Reblogging because while the last comment has merit on a statistical level, however you’ve neglected to research a history of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts. if you had done a simple google search you’d have seen a shit ton of information on the COD industry involving the fisheries of our state, and how deeply rooted the cod is in MA history.

For example on tours of the State House in Boston- i’ve had like ten don’t fucking challenge me on this- the guides make an effort to point out the “lucky cod” sculpture hanging in the council rooms (which one I can’t remember but I believe it’s the senate house) in honor of the issues brought up by fisheries when rewriting our state constitution. it was a struggle between lawmakers and fishermen over fishing rights in the ocean around MA, especially around the Cape. the fishing industry was actually a large part of MA economy, especially the catching and sale of Cod, a popular dish.  Now about the Lucky Cod….

A group of Harvard asshats students stole the cod and our state legislature REFUSED to meet for an entire week-  which goes directly against our state constitution.  They had to be forced to meet by the state police, and even then they refused to discuss anything. They instead fillibustered their way through meetings until the idiots returned the Lucky Cod.

So yes, MA really fucking likes its Cod, thank you very much.

okay but why is colorados favorite food vinegar

i guess we’re too high to tell the difference between vinegar and food.